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Homeless


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It is amazing how I find myself in wierd situations.

Prologue:
Wednesday night, 8PM, 2 C outside, I am crossing the road to my apartment and feel for my key, only to realize it is not there!I must have left it in the office, I go back and check only to find it is not on my desk. I check at both stations in the lost and found, but no luck. Then I think I must have left it in the room, and not taken it in the first place.Now the situation is..

DAY1
Issue
1. Not sure where the damn key is [hope it is in my room]
2. Need key to enter apartment to check
3. The number of the building superintendent is inside the room
4. Cant enter apartment, unless someone enters the apartment, and I can sneak in with them
5. Nobody come to the damn apartment for half an hour
So I call up a friend and sleep there.

DAY2
Problems
1. Been wearing my lens for more than 48 hours
2. No bath, no toothbrush
3. Have to go to office!
4. Still cant get the apartment guys number
5. Enter the apartment stealthily, and find my key is not in the room and it is locked
6. Sleep in an tiny,empty room in hell
7. Buy some clothes, brush and soap

DAY3
Resolution
1. Office again
2. Get number of the apartment guy
3. Get my boss to call up the guy at lunch, and arrange for a duplicate key
4. Get home, enter apartment with luck and fish out keys from my mailbox
5. Home at last!

Lessons learnt:
1. Keep key safe
2. Keep everyones number with me at all times
3. Keep a spare tootbrush and lens case in bag at all times
4. Never get used to a routine!
5. I need such "episodes" to relieve boredom!


1 Responses to “Homeless”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    Wheee, what a silly episode and what a horrible time yah had...
    do keep all the phone numbers with yah all the time and money too it can buy things..

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